Yep. These will do. Vintage flowy robes... it has "refined trailer park" written all over it!
Next... we needed to round up some classy accessories.
Every trailer park queen needs a crown, right?
Thank you, Burger King, for your generosity in donating crowns to a couple of trailer park queens.
We glued. We bedazzled. We decorated.
And three ridiculous crowns were born. Perfect.
My crown had a tractor front and center.
Who needs gems when you have googly eyes?
Add some trashy makeup and we were believably from the trailer park.
Oh, did I forget to mention that we had Queen of the Trailer Park sashes?
Yeah, yeah. Pipe it down. I know I look like a pirate. In cowboy boots.
It is Miss Trailer Park, herself.
Arrrrr! Tis the trailer park scalleywaggle... shiver me timbers... under the likes of a giant chandelier!
Aye, whar is her matey?
Ahoy! Thar is the lil lady!
Off to the prom we go!